Etch-a-Sketch Life
Should be…

I have the day off… I should be taking this time off to look for a new job…But Meh. Maybe later.

Are yall hirin’…DAMN!!! this shit is expensive!! Can I get an application?
Really????
ummm….

Just had an entire family of 6 press their faces on to a mirror in my store that they thought was a 2-way mirror. The dad said he could see a desk and chairs…”Must be the break room”…

That’s a cinder block wall … it’s not a 2-way mirror.

…Crackheads????

Sleep dammit!

I was attempting to be responsible and went to bed at 11… Its now almost 3am and I’m WIDE awake!

Gummy worms…

My new obsession. Chewy… Sweet… Cheaper than meth.

I like the way this raccoon smells
the boy has my stuffed animal raccoon. Ha
Awesome…

One of my bffs just got engaged… And I was just officially asked to be the Maid of Honor!!! Super excited!

Thanks .... ass
Dumb co-worker: We got new work shirts....What size do you want?
Me: Medium.
Dumb Co-worker: Medium??? I dunno... you might want to take a large.
Me: I know I wear hoodies everyday...but I'm skinnier than you think dude. Gimmie the medium.
Upside…

My boyfriend just sent me a text that he won money at golf this week… So he got drunk and bought me 3 presents online.

Yes presents are good… It’s the DRUNK part that makes me worry. Just think of all the shit you can find online that would be a good idea… If you were wasted.

I will let you know if I end up getting 3 armed tee shirts, body parts and obscene wood carvings.

Done.

I had a terrible day at work today… Again. And I know I’m going to have to give myself one hell of a pep talk before I walk in tomorrow. I am so tired of being the reliable one while everyone else sits on their ass. I’m done getting last minute impossible tasks. I’m done working doubles. I’m done covering for my irrisponsible co-workers. I’m done going above and beyond. I’m done.

I will not work there in August. That’s my goal… Come hell…high water…monsters or (lately in Michigan) tornados…

I. AM. GONE.

Ahh… communication…

Just got yet another mass email in HUGE BOLD FONT from my boss…

yelling at all of us for stuff that only one person does wrong…

threatening…

making unwarranted claims…

changing the dress code for the 6th time in 8 months….

you know the usual mass email from your boss.   ????

Riiiiiiiight.

Hmmm…

My hair is short…like SHORT… Like so short she shaved the back of my head. (Damn my obsession with P!nk!!!!) Its cute but it needs a new color. I’m debating between, dark purpley-black, platinum bleach blonde or neon red and black stripes. It’s only like 4 inches long in the front so… Mega color isn’t going to over power.

I was short and blonde all through high school… Maybe it’s time to go dark.

Macgruber was SO funny…but they kept referencing another movie…I have to find out what they were talking about…cuz if that movie is as cool as Macgruber it should be AWESOME!
Tom… who clearly doesn’t get the Macgyver / Macgruber connection…at all.
Good girl…

I’ve been eating healthy for 3 days straight. Sadly…That’s really good for me. I’m the reason drive-thrus are open later.
I wish that was a joke. Here’s how bad I am… Err WAS! … I get off work at 10pm and I drive to whatever is still open… Buy $5 of junk, eat it and then go to bed. Yep.

So packing salads and walking past Taco Bell and the cinnamon pretzels at the mall…is HUGE. Monday I start the exercise routine. I have to make a good workout playlist on my ipod.

Any skinny girls got tips??? (Or not-so-skinny girls…I’m equal opportunity) Any good songs that you guys think I need on my ipod???